3.     Dealing with Ghosts

by Keith Memminger (from Internet site at http://192.246.443.10/www/hispano/fiesta.html)

• To find out if a ghost is in your house shoot powder in the possible places you think a ghost would go.
• Then get a fan and blow the powder everywhere in every room.
• If you see a statue of white you have a ghost problem.
• Get a vacuum cleaner and put it on high level.
• Suck the ghosts out of a certain area. Then take the bag with the ghost.
• Get a bucket of water and flood the bag and pour it in the street!!!